Consider This: How's Your English?

There is a always enough hype about diets going around to fill tabloids and self-help books.  Among the taboos are eating fat and drinking alcohol.

Consider this about fat:

  • The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
  • The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

And this about red wine:

  • The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
  • The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

One can only draw the reasonable conclusion:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

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