If you thought this is an article on how to serve up great parenting while on helium, get ready for a bummer duuuuude.

Helium is a writer’s site where you can submit stories/articles to be reviewed by guests and peers and compete for top billing.  It is an ad-driven site, so those with top-billing make big bucks from advertising – at least $0.05 a day. Don’t laugh – it adds up.  Just check out my Penny Principle if you don’t believe me.

So please, check out my newest article on the Helium network -http://www.helium.com/tm/753807/father-award-mewell-least – and take pride in knowing that you helped pay for my, uh, hmm, uh, well, the gas it takes to start my car – once.

This article was adapted from my blog “It’s ‘Trash Time’ You Vultures!” – a pretty popular article for me.

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