Moon River!
Ha! Man, I haven’t seen Chevy Chase’s ‘Fletch’ in a long time. Let’s you and I do ourselves a favor and rent that this weekend. Wait, I own it. Maybe you do too?
What kind of Reporter/Wannabe-Private-Investigator goes to a proctologist looking for evidence and when he gets busted, poses as a patient? Not me, no way Lefty. Put my delicate parts in jail. Lock me up. Whoa ho! Then again, maybe the proctologist is the easier alternative? Wow, I never thought of it like that. Of course Fletch poses as a patient – it makes sense now! Gooooood thinkin.
Anyway, the point was to share with you a quote that Jul found digging through websites – seems my intestinal problem may be haunting me still.
“One-quarter of what you eat keeps you alive. The other three-quarters keeps your doctor alive.”
(Hieroglyph found in an ancient Egyptian tomb.)
Author | Dave Darby
Dave Darby is a husband, father of 5, son, entrepreneur, speaker and well, a renaissance man who frequently needs to dump his brain on thoughts about life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.
